Monday, May 22, 2006

Sex With Patients

I got this funny e-mail in my mailbox today, and wanted to share it with you guys :D Especially those who are contemplating having sexual relationships with their patients.

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A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that of his good moral side and that of his mischievous side.

While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says "Don't worry, alot of doctors have sex with their patients". The man tosses and turns in reflection of his actions. Again the voice says "Don't worry about it, alot of doctors have sex with their patients".

Feeling somewhat relieved, the man begins to relax and feel a little better about himself at which time, another voice in his head says, "But you're a veterinarian!"

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(O.o) OoOhhhHh....
And yes, I meant patients of all sorts and kinds.
Hahahahahahahha.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

and i'm studying to be one...uhuh...lol

Mei said...

matthew: A doctor, or a vet? :) And one who contemplates sexual relationships with patients too? Hehehehe. *just kiddin'*

SuetLing said...

eWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww! heehee

Mei said...

bentan: I was laughing too when I first read it :)

Mei said...

suetling: No mental picture please. It's disturbing... But it was a good laugh indeed.

Anonymous said...

Major EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mei said...

skyler: Yeaps, hehehehe. I don't wanna even picture what "patient" IT was.

Anonymous said...

Too late, I already did. Blech.

How can March's hottest blogger actually call me "babe". :P

Mei said...

skyler: OoOo.. so what picture did you have in your mind? Hehehehe...

Dear, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder :)

Anonymous said...

You are soo grosssssss! Now I can't sleep!

Anonymous said...

LOL. kinkay. wait scratch that. sick. =P

Mei said...

suanne: Haha, poor gal :D I was sound asleep. *wink*

Mei said...

chloe: Kinky? OoOoO... now we know what you're into, huh? Kekekeke.

Lynn said...

hahaha.. good one.

Wuching said...

that is just terrible!

Mei said...

lynn: Hey babe! Thanks for dropping by :D And yes, I had a good laugh too!

Mei said...

wuching: Hehehe. Sure or not? Perhaps you've got 'hidden' interest in that sorta thing?

Wuching said...

*SHOCK* i'm speechless!

Anonymous said...

LOL...about time you post some funnies. ;)

Mei said...

wuching: Hehe, why? I'm right is it?

Mei said...

amelia: I do post funny stuff once in awhile :)

Anonymous said...

i'm back in melb! \(^o^)/ *spam

Mei said...

tmy: Yes, I know you're excited to be back! :D Don't have to repeat yourself so many times! Hehehe. Feels pretty damn good to be back in civilisation huh?

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