You get dumped.
- Help!!! - An overwhelming sense of disbelief and a suspicion you're going to vomit.
- King of Wishful Thinking - Damage control time. You remind her of all the amazing times you shared, like when you got drunk and played with sock puppets, and the night in Phuket when you went skinny-dipping and then made love three times on the beach. Is she willing to throw all that away?? She says "Yes".
- I'd do anything for love - You panic and desperately make unrealistic promises about self-improvement and suggest a week away together ' is just what we need'. She says "NO".
- Higher Ground - Panic gives way to a Zen state of acceptance. Her happiness becomes paramount, and you vow never to stand in the way of that. You almost believe it too.
- Don't look back in anger - Sadly, stage 4 doesn't last for long. The volume of your ranting increases to a level doctors refer to as 'psychotic'. **Note: Stay away from sharp objects**
- Boys Don't Cry - You put on the mix CD that you made together and pour yourself a gin. By track 2, you're crying like a girl into the scarf she left on the couch. **Note: Stay away from sharp objects AND photo albums**
- Here Comes the Sun - You're making significant progress. You've started sleeping on both sides of the bed and stopped texting her whenever you get drunk. Everything is going to be okay. It's not the end of the world, just the end of the chapter, and the next one is just going to be as amazing, maybe even more so. And if you ever get dumped again, you'll be ready for it.
Personally, I don't really believe that guys do that. But then again, I could be wrong. What do you people think??? Guys out there, have you anything to share?
None-the-less, that made an interesting read. Tee hee hee..
18 comments:
Contradict to 'common' believes.. boys do cry.
I cried...many times...hehe
why wanna act all macho when you're truly hurt right?
1. We don't vomit, but depending on the relationship we are ether pissed or happy
2.We do an ask back to fogive whatever we did wrong (which you never tell us and we have no idea what it is) and if it is still no we leave
3.We do flase promices to woo back and then impress by doing something completely different
4. We don't give a shit what the ex feels, as long as we got our stuff back
5. We then move on
6. We cry depending on the feelings we had, this is also when we pick a fight with the new boyfriend or tell everyone the secets you told us or stalk you
7. Realize that we need to reinvest in another girl to date.
Simple?
jee: That's good to know. I do believe that guys are only human, like us too. It's just that they choose not to display their emotions so publicly, I guess.
rudster: Yeaps. I just wish that sometimes, they'll let me see that other side of them too ;)
coldguy: HhMmMm... The steps look pretty structured and simple. I wonder what the time frame is like for the process...
Cause I can't seem to get past some of the stages. Hence, I'm still not completely at #7. But then again, I'm no guy...
eh bimbobum type of post eh?
I think I'm more on the paragraph 6 type :P
xes: Tee hee hee. But no, I did not get this from her ;)
OooO, so you're the teary type.. hHmMMm. Who would have thought?
Oh...i cried infront of them before...not to make em feel guilty but it just happen...Its out of sincerity i guess, if yer not going to be sincere with the one you love, then theres no hope for you! hehe
rudster wudster: You SNAG! (sensitive, new age guy)
boys dont cry, boys dont cry!
eh nono! i am 7!
sorry mabuk yesterday :p
anonymous: Hahaha, some do :D And have confessed! tee hee.
xes: You do not miraculously get to stage 7 without having gone through the rest rite? Hehehe. Now admit it :P
share your 'secret'.
john vain: I believe it's not always about being the one who dumps. After all, guys are only humans... They've got emotions too? Unless you're stating otherwise? Hehehe.
Wah, loctor ah, where did u get all these ideas from? Are u doing some kind of profiling of your male readers for your saikologi project....errr...i then pick 3,4,5,6 & 7. There u go, one more guinea pig. :)
prometeuz: Don't worry, I'm not conducting any research, and you're definitely NOT a guinea pig ;)
john vain: GOAL!!! *shout shout shout* *jumps around like monkeys* WOOHOO!!! YIPPIE!! YIBBA YIBBA! Is that what you mean? ;) tee hee.
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