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3 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BE AN EGG
- You get laid only once :(
- You take 5 minutes to get hard! and you STAY hard... FOREVER!
- The only person to sit on your face is your mom *grinnn*
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Got this from Xan :D
I think it's quite funny! *hehehe*
Disclaimer : I hope this is not too offensive to some :D
8 comments:
Master Peebody: hehe.. just keep thinking, just keep thinking *to the tune of "nemo - just keep swimming"*
Heres TWO good reasons for guys to emulate eggs. 1. We're all hard and macho on the outside but soft and vulnerable in the inside (i know its kinda lame but chicks just dig these psychobabble BS lol)
2. (the REAL reason) We might take awhile to get hard but when we do we STAY hard. Forever and ever..:)
Jack: hehe... you're good :P perhaps you should guest blog for me huh? *winks*
Martin: wow!?! That must have been a memorable 9 mths u had! Hope u didn't get "bumped" occasionally *teehee* Gosh, dirty! I shall go clean my thoughts!
Master Peebody: hahaha... and the embarassment too! *chuckles* And sun-bathing @ the beach will be utterly impossible!
Master Peebody: *hahaha* now that would be too much hassle, wouldn't it?
hahahah
good one there mei...
Wayne: hehehe... glad you liked it :) I find it quite amusing myself.
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